Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Palentines Day Recap and Visual Introductions

Palentines Day is a tradition I picked in Tallahassee, where, traditionally, those who are single (and don't feel like wasting money on a random date) spend the evening dinning, dancing, and laughing with your "pals".  Traditionally couples weren't allowed but we decided to make an exception for Lexy and Christine - plus we thought it would be a great chance to try and make them feel awkward and they both brought some good beer.



The menu consisted of: Baquettes, Butternut Squash Bisque, Savory Marinated Tofu, Kale, Long Grain Wild Rice, Texas Style Pork Ribs with a Ginger Sauce, Lemon Vanilla Angle Food Cake with a Raspberry and Blueberry Glaze, Ice Cream, and Wine. (all home made except the wine and ice cream)


Busted!  Teef thought he could hide the wine.



Phil couldn't decide between wine or the high life.


We made Lexy and Christine sit at the head of the table.


Alexis/Alex/Tina and Kylie.


Did you see Tina's hair?  Damn Kylie looks good in that dress!


Desert was served.


Apparently Lint doesn't apply on Palentines day.


Phil and Tina danced among the boxes of records and wowed us with their moves.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

D.A. Maximus Wins Primary in a Landslide

With the return of cold nights and mornings the electric blankets that Lexy's dad graciously bought have once again become the favorite item of them house. For a while we had a taste of what people were calling "springy" weather or what I like to call "Florida Winter" weather. Either way it was a nice change from the back to back days of below freezing lows. I can't wait for spring - not just for the warmer weather but for the beauty that it brings. 

Last night Kylie, Megs, and I went to Lowes and bought some seeds to start a garden with. I also bought five differnt varieties of sunflowers, some of which are suppose to reach a height of sixteen feet!  Now when we give people directions to the house we can tell them to look for the giant sunflowers.
I also purchased some smaller, and colored, varieties so that we can have cut flowers for our house and friends.  Plus we always had sunflowers in our garden(s) when I was growing up, so it just seemed like an essential item to purchase.  In addition we picked up several packets of vegetable and herb seed.  So far for herbs we have - dill, mint, tarragon, basil, thyme, and there's already a hedge of rosemary growing next to the carport.  On the veggie side we have - cherrie, roma, and early girl tomatoes, black beauty eggplant, red onion, a mixture of bell peppers, mesclun greens, plus bibb and grand rapids lettuce -  yellow squash, zucchini, some form of (green) pole beens, potatoes and a few others still need to be purchased.



Sunday, February 17, 2008

"There's just something about the perfect spiral of a well-tossed football"--Lexy

The past couple of days have been rediculously pleasant and spring-like, so the past few evenings Lexy, Lateef and I tossed either a football, a baseball, the shit, or all three at once as the daylight faded into the smell of Mike's wonderful cooking. And of course the bike riding has been so far off the proverbial hook--yesterday Mike and I rode the Black Mountain trail with some locals goons, and it reminded me of how friggen incredible the riding is in Pisgah. Somewhat worldly for a 21 year old, I've ridden my fair share of epic rides out west--Wasatch Crest Trail, the 401 trail in Crested Butte, crap like that....but nothing, and I mean nothing, compares to the wonder that is Pisgah National Forest. I mean, the mandatory hike-a-bike up rock faces (even if you're an incredible badass, just plain nuts, or Marshall Hance) followed by gnar-gnar descents that drop you through rhodo forests, creek crossings, and the realization that this is the best fucking place ever.

I'm also currently very content with the length of day: the sun rises as I go for my morning run and is setting by the time I'm finishing my day's ride, which means I get to see, twice daily, the amazing sky patterns that result from VOC's, HC's and other air pollutants that hover over the Blue Ridge Mountains and make for stunning views. I mean, crazy pinks over amazing blues--a swath of pastels over the bold blueish-gray outline of the mountains. It's beautiful, but it kinda stinks that the sprawl of West Asheville sorta gets in the way. I wish I were deeper in the woods, but I suppose that would just mean a farther walk to Ingles. So it's a give-and-take, I guess.

And then there was last night: Megs and Mike came up with the idea of having a Hipster party, which would give Mike an excuse to wear tight jeans and Megs and excuse to oggle boys in tight jeans--but this idea exploded into one hell of a house party. An incredible all-star cast of characters showed up and a series of micro-parties formed throughout the house, resulting in a several forums of crazy antics, good conversations, half-assed dance parties, flip-cup, Pat wrenching on bikes (as would be expected), hook-ups, new friendships, two random dogs running amok, people crashing on couches, people crashing on Mike's bed so that he had to sleep on the floor in his own house, and so on...The party ended at about 3 am, and the house was cleaned (except for the sticky-ass disgusting kitchen floor, but whatever...) by 9:30 the next morning, so it was awesome. But of course we didn't take any pictures, and apparently no quotes resulted (as nothing was added to our quote board, sigh) so we really don't have any proof that this ever happened. And now we're sitting here, about as groggy as the grey, rain-filled sky, ears still ringing, contemplating a road ride, appreciating the lack of earnest that is a Sunday afternoon.

The moral of this story, or "post" as blogspot would have it, is that adult life isn't too bad. It's awesome, in fact. And spring is going to make it even better...especially once we get a basketball and start poaching the hoop down the street from us. It's going to be non-stop pick-up sports, and we can have social gatherings outside so that our kitchen floor doesn't get so sticky. I can't wait.

And a certain someone will be here in three weeks, which has created a sort of perma-grin on my face, and the segmentation of my life into "this weekend, then next, which will be tree work, then the next weekend, which is when I go to Cleveland, then that next weekend, when he gets here!!!" Also, race season starts in a month, which is super, and I registered for the GRE's today too, so its time to get serious. Well, more or less.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Poetry Class

I wrote some haikus because I get bored at work. They go like this:

Lexy likes a girl
so he drives to dub-dub-c
and is never home.

You ate all my bread
so go me a six-pack
God fucking dammit!

Lexy's dad David
bought us electric blankets
now we sleep better.

Mike went for a ride
four hours all over, then
crashed in the driveway.

Lateef has a cane
and the adoration of
sorority girls.

Phil is our "Kimmy"
He doesn't live here but he
kinda sorta does.

Our recycling bins
are always overflowing--
we drink too much beer.

Megs, shut up, don't go
home yet, its only eight and
too early for bed.

Bikes bikes bikes bikes bikes
bikes bikes bikes bikes bikes bikes bikes
bikes bikes bikes bikes bikes.

Kylie thinks of Dan
and Lexy thinks of Christine
while Phil and Mike spoon.

Ahh, every morning
New York Times, eight cups coffee
all to myself. Nice.

Alex is Tina
also known as Alexis
she also lives here.

Alex is Tina
also know as Alexis
she wears micro clothes.
--(coutesty of Phil)

In the living room
A beer in my hand, I think
Dang, this ain't too bad.
--(also courtesy of Phil)

Sqeezing into pants
Holding my breath I zip up
on the town we go!
--(also courtesy of Phil, again)

The last two is in reference to Phil and Mike spending the evening trying on Tina and Kylie's jeans in preparation for this weekend's Hipster party. Which reminds me of one of my favorite quotes ever, from one of the best books ever:
"I'm so unhip its a wonder my bum stays on."
Last weekend the Floriduh kids came up for the Icycle. It was awesome. You should have been there.